Humour: The autopsy

In News by Cliff Lyon

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
A:”No”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “NO”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “NO”
Q: “So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began an autopsy?”
A: “NO!”
Q: “How can you be so sure Doctor?”
A: “Because the brain was sitting on my desk in a jar”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could of been alive and practising law somewhere.”